“Do. Or do not. There is no try.” – Yoda

Ella and I registered for a Disney Star Wars Half Marathon.  Are we regular runners?  Not by a 5k.  Are we super fit?  Um, you tell me.  We googled “half marathon training for lardos”.  Are we out of our minds?  Probably.  Definitely.  This is how our chat went leading up to registration.  I’d like to add that I really do know how to type without using ALL CAPS but they seemed appropriate for this convo.

Ella:  remember when i said my goal was to run a disney marathon like this year
lol
yea

Robin:  yeah.  MAYBE YOU SHOULD DO THIS ONE WITH ME

Ella:  that didnt happen
hahahaha

Robin:  WE COULD DIE TOGETHER

Ella:  hahahhaa
#goals

Robin:  LIKE THELMA & LOUISE

Ella:  off we run into the distance

Robin:  I meant ‘do together’ not die together

Ella:  see you at the hospital
hahahha

Robin:  FREUDIAN SLIP

There you have it, the logic behind our decision.  Let’s hope that this conversation doesn’t become “famous last words” for us.  Follow us for 1/2 marathon training for lardos.  Errrr….MILFs in training (not to die).