“Do. Or do not. There is no try.” – Yoda
Ella and I registered for a Disney Star Wars Half Marathon. Are we regular runners? Not by a 5k. Are we super fit? Um, you tell me. We googled “half marathon training for lardos”. Are we out of our minds?
Probably. Definitely. This is how our chat went leading up to registration. I’d like to add that I really do know how to type without using ALL CAPS but they seemed appropriate for this convo.
Ella: remember when i said my goal was to run a disney marathon like this year
Robin: yeah. MAYBE YOU SHOULD DO THIS ONE WITH ME
Ella: that didnt happen
Robin: WE COULD DIE TOGETHER
Robin: LIKE THELMA & LOUISE
Ella: off we run into the distance
Robin: I meant ‘do together’ not die together
Ella: see you at the hospital
Robin: FREUDIAN SLIP
There you have it, the logic behind our decision. Let’s hope that this conversation doesn’t become “famous last words” for us. Follow us for 1/2 marathon training for lardos. Errrr….MILFs in training (not to die).